May 2013
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
draconisblog:
tumbledore-:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE...
alright welp i’m cranky and super stressed out so i’m gonna go sleep my problems away
goodnight
why u gotta cut me off like that
i’m tired of dealing with u
“You’re so..” finish it in my ask.
ugh guys so since there’s only 10 days left of school and we’re only on nixon, we’re not gonna get to cover clinton in history and i has a sad bc slick willy is my dude man
[[MORE]]i never use read mores anymore wow i should start doing that again
hi
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE - Name: McKenna - Eye Color: Blue - Hair Style/Color: Wavy and Brown - Height: 5’7 - Clothing style: lol whatever i feel like that day idk - Best physical feature: smile
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE - Your fears: Clowns, Failure - Your guilty pleasure: lol fuck feeling guilty - Ambitions for the future: Change someone’s life. I want to inspire a student like my history...
someone should send me things bc i’m cranky and not tired.
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inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
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ilovewarrenpeters:
the fact we’re still tied right now goes to show how amazing Brad Thiessen really is.
Win or lose he’s flawless.
no srsly tho i miss hockey anons. they were fun.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
jusst-another-day:
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body...
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal...
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
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remember hockey anons?
do people still do those?
blackhawkey:
maybe if i change shirts and switch seats and put on my lucky socks and turn off the lights and open a window and eat three bowls of ice cream then my team will score a goal
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova:
make a chat system
give alerts when someone answers your ask
REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
search multiple tags at once
MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
epilepsywarning:
do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
wow i h8 hockey so much kms bye
